I'm john.
I make jokes and do nothing else.

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Charmeleon / Team Rocket Returns

When you think about it Peter Pettigrew aka Wormtail contributed the most to Voldemort’s death, aka to the wizarding world, even by mistake. By telling Voldemort about Harry’s location in Godric’s Hollow, he essentially hand delivered him to his own temporary demise for the next 11 years which let Harry grow up enough to learn about the ancient magic that is love. The next decade and a half without the Dark Lord was essential for Dumbledore learning about horcruxes and for Harry to learn about love and whatnot to defeat Voldemort. This is time that the both Harry and Dumbledore would not have had if Wormtail had not ratted out Harry’s parents. I know Wormtail had then brought Voldemort back to his true power, but if Voldemort hadn’t even focused on the prophecy in the beginning, he would probably be completely ruling the wizarding world, and that just blows my mind.





why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.

My brother once sat on me and farted until I passed out

my brother duct taped me to a treadmill and turned it to the highest setting once

when I was four my brother locked me in a ferret cage for an hour on Christmas Eve

One time I put rabbit poop in my sister’s cocoa puffs and she ate it.

(via andtherestfollows)

after reading this you will have the urge to yawn